Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Get Extremely Nervous Flying and Going thru Security Beware!?!?



Imagine that you do not like to fly and the thought of going thru all that security makes your stomach do flip-flops. You are nervous, your heart rate quickens, your breathing becomes a little faster and shallower your pupils dilate, you may even be a little fidgety, All of which are normal biometric responses to being in a threatening situation. If this passage describes you, I would start taking a couple valiums to chill out or you might get yourself detained for questioning not because a keen eyed young TSA agent can not tell the difference between a nervous house-wife and an agent of Hamas. NO because a scanning device tailored to detect small changes in your biometric signature will alert the screener that certain changes have taken effect and let them know you may have intentions of wrong doing.











I hope the full body cavity searcher brings flowers and buys me dinner it is the least he could do.


1 comment:

Dvallej said...

tsa is a crazy ting